College Football Jokes

**73fan** · April 26th, 2005, 02:19 PM

I think they are all pretty freakin funny that is what is great about sports you can bash each others team and not get mad if everyone liked the same team then it wouldent be fun anymore!!

**smarty** · April 26th, 2005, 02:24 PM

How do you sell out a FSU home game?
Invite the Florida Gators!

What do you call an Florida State grad wearing a suit and tie?
The defendant!

What do you call a Nole with half a brain?
"Gifted"

How many FSU freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zero, it is a sophomore course.

How do you get a FSU graduate off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep- did you ever hear the one about the Seminoles?"
Four huge men stand up and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at FSU- you sure you wanna tell that joke?" The guy replies, "What? and have to explain it four times?"

What is the difference between a Nole and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
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Why did they cancel the FSU Christmas party? They couldnt't find three wise men or a virgin.

Bobby Bowden, after living a full life, died. When he got to Heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Seminole flag in the window.

"This is yours for eternity," said G-d. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Bobby felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with an orange-and-blue sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous UF Gator log flag, and in every window, pictures of Gators with football helmets. Bobby looked at G-d and said, "G-d, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. "I've been rated No. 1 in the country, I won championships and I'm probably going to the Hall of Fame."

G-d asked, "So what do you want to know Bobby?"

Well, why does Steve Spurrier get a better house than I?"

G-d chuckled and said, "Bobby, that's not Steve Spurrier's house. It's mine."

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What did the UF grad say to the Florida State grad? Will the defendant please rise.

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What's the best thing to come out of Tallahassee? I-10

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What is the difference between FSU women and garbage? Garbage gets taken out sometimes

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What do FSU and UF students have in common? They both got accepted to FSU

April 26th, 2005, 06:22 PM

Ahh I've heard most of those before but I don't care. I'm proud to be a Criminole fan [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**33_phs_33** · April 26th, 2005, 09:56 PM

and i thought i had heard just about every joke there was...

**Biggin** · April 26th, 2005, 10:03 PM

Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday...They can wear it when they go hunting on Sunday...and they can wear it to work on Monday when they're picking up garbage at the roadside!

Q: What do Tennessee fans call I-59,I-24,I-75,I-40 from Birmingham to Knoxville?
A: The trail of Tears.

Q : Where was O.J. Simpson headed in the white Bronco?
A: Knoxville, TN. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman trophy winner there.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and Phil Fulmer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot Fulmer. Twice.

**Unchained** · April 26th, 2005, 10:21 PM

What is the difference between Neyland Stadium and a porcupine?

A porcupine has 100,000 pricks on the outside

What is the difference between the Vols and Frosted Flakes?

Frosted Flakes looks better in a bowl.